June 2012
Character Questionnaire Developed By Jurgen Wolff
Name
Gender
Age
Physical Appearance
How does the character feel about his or her appearance?
Describe the character's childhood in terms of:
relationship to parents
relationship to siblings (if any)
relationship to other key people from their youth
lifestyle while growing up
education
childhood activities (hobbies, interests)
Describe the character's education during and after the teen years, as well as any military service
Describe the character's current relationships with:
parents
siblings
other key people from their youth
Describe the character's romantic lofe and any relevant background
Describe the character's sex life and moral beliefs
Does the character have any children? If so, describe their relationship with them. If not, how do they feel about children?
What is the character's religious background? Current beliefs?
What is the character's occupation?
Describe the character's relationship to their boss and co-workers.
How does the character feel about their job?
What are the character's current hobbies?
Describe the character's philosophy of life.
Describe the character's political views.
Sum up the main aspects of the character's personality. (Optimist or Pessimist? Introvert or Extrovert?)
What is your character proud of?
What is the character ashamed of?
What is their state of health?
How intelligent are they?
Summarise their relationship to the other main character(s) in your story.
What is your character's goal in your story?
Why do they want to achieve this goal?
Who or what stands in their way of achieving the goal?
What strengths or qualities will help them achieve this goal?
What weaknesses will hinder them from achieving this goal?
How articulate is the character?
Does the character have an accent or dialect? If so, describe it.
Does the character use slang or professional jargon? If so, describe it.
Advertising Threat
laughingstation:
You will laugh out loud!
THE REAL TRUTH BEHIND HOMESTUCK!!!!
frickingmutie:
frickingmutie:
‘HOW DID U EVEN NOITCE THAT DID YOU JUST STARE INTO MEENAH’S EYES FOR A LONG TIME ANDTHEN REALIZED, ITS A DOOR’ — tumblr user frickingtavros
EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE NOW.
1 tag
Anonymous asked: 29
GUYS, YOU'RE ALL IDIOTS.
ludicrouscupcake:
askmeralandthehunters:
yuriflavoredyuris:
A quick Google search for “LQP-79” reveals NO VIROLOGICALLY-INCLINED SEARCH RESULTS.
That “news article” about the “zombie virus” is a HOAX.
The biggest tip-off should have been the LACK OF A HEADER INDICATING WHICH NEWS SOURCE IT WAS.
You people are way too quick to believe anything you see. You should be ashamed of...
finefools:
glamydia:
excuse me urban outfitters i believe you owe my eyes an apology
more like chukka that shit in the garbage
May 2012
twisteratma asked: Can I just say I loved how you dealt with this girl? it seriously made me laugh how ridiculous she's acting like is she serious?
5 tags
Oh god, my boyfriend has a Tumblr crush wondering...
Apparently they played LoL a few times and he introduced her to Tumblr after a brief mention of it. So he reblogged this TMI ask thing that I did yesterday and she put a few numbers in his ask box. Still, nothing wrong with it. (Not blurring the name because I’m lazy and it’s funny.) Then she asks: Still a legitimate question… even if it is a little uh, desperate. So I jokingly...
Watchmafia-of-bananas:
ironicun1corn:
teensexdrive:
somepeoplecallmetrey:
who-s4ys:
magicleawicked:
chasing-ch4nces:
theparadisekids:
janoskianspage:
perfectinmyownperfectway:
No one, and I mean no one deserves this.
don’t care if your a bieber, hipster, one direction, kardashian, janoskian blog. you all need to watch this and reblog it
this video deserves a billion notes so...
arsenikisses:
rufiozuko:
Dave Talkin To Jade…
...
timaeustestifyin asked: 2, 4, 6, 9, 11, 15, and 23
Please save me from boredom.
thisvortexlovesyou:
1.Do you want a boyfriend or girlfriend? 2.When did your last hug take place? 3.Are you a jealous person? 4.Are you tired right now? 5.Do you chew on your straws? 6.Have you ever been called a tease? 7.Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight? 8.Do you cry easily? 9.What should you be doing right now? 10.Are you a heavy sleeper? 11.Do you think you can last in a...
Ask me to take a picture of any aspect of my life...
thewinchesterbros:
the-girl-with-bread:
PLEASE DO IT!!!!
Seriously, go do this.
Oh, this is actually a cool one.
rubywhiterabbit:
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
Ahhhhh… </3
highb100dsonly:
kathysbrotherssister:
i am so stupid okay i’ll stop now
what?
2 tags
Oh, dear god they're ALL sex questions.
I just… skimmed it. WHAT HAVE I GOTTEN MYSELF INTO?
timaeustestifyin asked: 1 through 78 ;D
Alright, TMI Tuesday. Let's do this.
1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
9: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
10: Top or bottom?
11: We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]
12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
21: How big is too big:
22: One sexual thing you would never do:
23: Biggest turn on:
24: Three spots that drive you insane:
25: Worst possible time to get horny:
26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
27: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
28: How much fapping is too much fapping:
29: Best sexual complement you ever got:
30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
32: Fill in the blank: "If they ____________, we are fuckin"
33: What your favorite part of your body:
34: Favorite foreplay activities:
35: Love (>,
36: What do you wear to bed?
37: When was the first time you masturbated:
38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
40: Have/would you ever have sex outside?
41: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?
44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
47: Most attractive celebrity?
48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?
50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)
53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
62: Do you watch porn?
63: How small is too small?
64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
67: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?
68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?
69: If you could give yourself head, would you?
70: Booty or Boobs?
71: If you had a penis, what would you name it?
72: Have you ever been on an official date?
73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina
78: If you had a penis/vagina for a day, what are five things you would do?
buriedbeneathyarn asked: Hey, can I ask where you got your white fedora? I've been looking everywhere online!
