balletvamp: You know what I’d like to see on Supernatural? Hunters from other countries. We’ve seen plenty of American hunters, but there must be hunters all over the world. Chinese hunters, Russian hunters, German hunters. Ooo Aussie hunters. I want to see these things.
starborn-valley: kiradood5: zanreosauce: can we talk about how in kirby 64 the cutter attack consisted of kirby ripping his goddamn face off and throwing it this game was absurd well, I wouldn’t say it was that- wasn’t that- wasn’t-
striderfeels: jfc i’ve been laughing for 50 years okay so this is my new favourite thing i’m on omegle and people are like *MOTHERFUCKIN SWOON MARSHALL LEE* and then i’m all SURPRISE KARKAT nO ONE EVER EXPECTS THE VANTAS INQUISITION
teenagedaddy: its hard to be a good person when everyone is so stupid
Here we come. (Keep an eye out for a beat-up Lara Croft!)
Someone distract me from getting really stressed out, quick.
psychoticpingouins: 48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
Girls don’t dress for boys; they dress for themselves and each other. If girls...– Betsey Johnson (via ahemchips)
ixnay-on-the-oddk: lunatrip: lunatrip: sicam: sicam: what do you call a woman with an opinion wrong What do you call a guy that makes sexist jokes Single
allisonthenerdmachine: On a scale of 1 to the War of the Worlds broadcast how misunderstood is your joke.
screamingcrawfish: i have compiled a list of my favorite phrases seen in the “first blowjob” tag Read More I’M SORRY THESE ARE REALLY FUNNY.
helioscentrifuge: ssleepover: the music gets me every fucking time omg hERE I GO OFF INTO THE WORLD
haruzumiya: danalmostcaughtonfire: THIS WILL ALWAYS BE MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON THIS WEBSITE OH MY GOD I was wondering when Tumblr would find this little piece of gold.
jacklullaby: jacklullaby: unfollower: men should take advantage of the lack of dress code rules set for guys and wear mini skirts and tank tops to school every day OH MY GOD LAST YEAR THE DUDES ON MY CLASS HAVE DONE IT AND THEY GOT ALL CALLED IN THE PRINCIPAL’S ROOM BUT THEY DIDNT GOT IN TROUBLE BECAUSE THEY SAID EXACTLY IT “BUT THOSE RULES ARE ONLY FOR GIRLS” I’M NOT EVEN JOKING
iamthegarebear: destielarryziam: australiansanta: thesociallyawkwardasian: queerlava: thesociallyawkwardasian: how do mermaids have babies do you think the people who play teletubbies feel horny on set sometimes why didn’t tarzan have a beard how many things are there why didn’t aladdin have nipples *googles picture of aladdin* my entire childhood has been a lie
misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt: When your teacher is nice but can’t fucking teach When your teacher is mean but teaches really good When you’re teacher is nice and teaches really well, but the class is full of fucking twats When the students are well behaved but the Teacher is still a fucking bitch when your teacher keeps getting replaced because it’s defence against the...