May 2013
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balletvamp:
You know what I’d like to see on Supernatural? Hunters from other countries. We’ve seen plenty of American hunters, but there must be hunters all over the world. Chinese hunters, Russian hunters, German hunters. Ooo Aussie hunters. I want to see these things.
starborn-valley:
kiradood5:
zanreosauce:
can we talk about how in kirby 64 the cutter attack consisted of kirby ripping his goddamn face off and throwing it
this game was absurd
well, I wouldn’t say it was that-
wasn’t that-
wasn’t-
striderfeels:
jfc i’ve been laughing for 50 years okay so this is my new favourite thing i’m on omegle
and people are like *MOTHERFUCKIN SWOON MARSHALL LEE*
and then i’m all
SURPRISE KARKAT
nO ONE EVER EXPECTS THE VANTAS INQUISITION
teenagedaddy:
its hard to be a good person when everyone is so stupid
2 tags
ACen, bitches.
Here we come.
(Keep an eye out for a beat-up Lara Croft!)
Someone distract me from getting really stressed out, quick.
psychoticpingouins:
48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
“Girls don’t dress for boys; they dress for themselves and each other. If girls...”
– Betsey Johnson (via ahemchips)
ixnay-on-the-oddk:
lunatrip:
lunatrip:
sicam:
sicam:
what do you call a woman with an opinion
wrong
What do you call a guy that makes sexist jokes
Single
allisonthenerdmachine:
On a scale of 1 to the War of the Worlds broadcast how misunderstood is your joke.
2 tags
screamingcrawfish:
i have compiled a list of my favorite phrases seen in the “first blowjob” tag Read More
I’M SORRY THESE ARE REALLY FUNNY.
Watchhelioscentrifuge:
ssleepover:
the music gets me every fucking time omg
hERE I GO OFF INTO THE WORLD
Watchharuzumiya:
danalmostcaughtonfire:
THIS WILL ALWAYS BE MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON THIS WEBSITE
OH MY GOD
I was wondering when Tumblr would find this little piece of gold.
1 tag
jacklullaby:
jacklullaby:
unfollower:
men should take advantage of the lack of dress code rules set for guys and wear mini skirts and tank tops to school every day
OH MY GOD LAST YEAR THE DUDES ON MY CLASS HAVE DONE IT
AND THEY GOT ALL CALLED IN THE PRINCIPAL’S ROOM
BUT THEY DIDNT GOT IN TROUBLE BECAUSE
THEY SAID EXACTLY IT “BUT THOSE RULES ARE ONLY FOR GIRLS”
I’M NOT EVEN JOKING
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1 tag
iamthegarebear:
destielarryziam:
australiansanta:
thesociallyawkwardasian:
queerlava:
thesociallyawkwardasian:
how do mermaids have babies
do you think the people who play teletubbies feel horny on set sometimes
why didn’t tarzan have a beard
how many things are there
why didn’t aladdin have nipples
*googles picture of aladdin*
my entire childhood has been a lie
misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:
When your teacher is nice but can’t fucking teach
When your teacher is mean but teaches really good
When you’re teacher is nice and teaches really well, but the class is full of fucking twats
When the students are well behaved but the Teacher is still a fucking bitch
when your teacher keeps getting replaced because it’s defence against the...
