jdowzell asked: H. O. M. E. S. T. U. C. K.
H. Hometown: Carol Stream, Illinois
O. One wish: I wish all the assholes of the world would come to a realization of just what the fuck kind of shit heads they are.
M. Milkshake flavour: Chocolate. So exotic, I know.
E. Easiest person to talk to: Daaaaaave.
S. Song you last sang: Ghosts ‘n Stuff (feat. Rob Swire) by deadmau5. The lyrics make NO SENSE WHATSOEVER. It’s beautiful.
T. Time you wake up: Today, 4am. Tomorrow, 5am. Work. :[
U. Underwear colour: Dark eggplant purple. :D
C. Crushing on: Daaaaave~
K. Killed someone: Not yet. In my head: a lot.
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Z. Zodiac sign:I’m lame, also why not xD
These are more interesting than the standard “Pink - I want to hump your leg, Green - I hate your fucking guts” ask things. I’ll try it.
About three things I was absolutely positive. First, I had a pokemon. Second, there was a part of me - and I didn’t know how dominant that part might be - that wanted to be the very best, like no one ever was. Third, Gary Oak was unconditionally and irrevocably a douchenozzle.
Reblogging for the comment
How old are you?
“ten”
How long have you been ten?
“…”
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN TEN
Misty looked at Ash, his breathing still heavy from carrying her on his bike as fast as he could through the long grass outside of Pallet Town.
“Your eyes are impossibly huge and black,” Misty said. “Your hair is… incredibly pointy, and doesn’t need product. Your face changes size and shape based on your feelings… and sometimes you speak like - like you’re from the 90’s. You never spend money on anything; you don’t go to the bathroom.”
The silence hung there, thick and heavy like a Snorlax blocking the bike path.
“How old are you?” Misty asked, not sure if she wanted to know.
“Ten,” Ash replied, with a slight smirk and an almost amused tone.
Misty knew that wasn’t true. Ash wasn’t like the other boys her age. He wasn’t even like her older sisters who ran the gym in Cerulean City. He was wiser and his passion was genuine.
Ash didn’t just want to catch them all, he needed to. He was going to be the best there ever was no matter how long it took, which gave Misty this nagging in the back of her mind. She had to know for sure.
“How long have you been ten?” she asked. Her voice weak, knowing full well the answer could change everything she thought she knew.
“A while…” Ash said. His voice trailing off, as if he were losing himself in a flood of memories.
Misty let out a faint gasp. She knew now. She was certain.
“I know what you are,” she declared, as if whatever had been holding her back from accepting the truth, finally let go of her hand and let her fall right down the Diglett hole.
Ash eyes were alive now, flickering like the flame on a Charmander’s tale.
He stared right into her and said, ”Say it… out loud. Say it.”
Misty’s heart was pounding louder than the thud of a Marowak’s bone club attack.
Despite the now eerily silent meadow, she could barely be heard as she whispered, “Pokemon Trainer.”
^^^better story than twilight
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Reblog this if
you are an independent young woman
who can lift a piano over her head and shatter it into pieces
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things Dirk is
- extremely intelligent
- resourceful (he fucking raised himself)
- talented
- manipulative at times
- funny and loyal to his friends
things the fandom notices about Dirk
- gay
- gay
- gay
- brony
- gay
For fuck’s sake, thank you.
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Aradia appreciation post. I think she is really underrated. I mean, she was the whole reason they almost won Sgrub, aside from Gamzee, and she’s so cute and lovable.
my patron deserves more lub.
patron trrrroooollll
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sources: original/coloredWillllll
Oh god I want to do a genderbend troll group I’m NOT EVEN ASHAMED.
PLEASE?
A genderbend troll group would actually be pretty fun.
help me i love rule 63’d trolls so much
Normally I dislike genderbent things… but damn, these all look really cool. 8|
I would do things to Eridan and Vriska, just sayin’…….
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